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Just a guy with a pressing need to make myself cry. Hence my Nats fandom.

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Hockey has never been the same since Brent Burns and Bobby Ryan got hit a puck mere seconds apart and both yelled “Ah f**k”


“He’s pumping heaters” totally needs to make the leap to a non-baseball idiom.


Google tells me that the lowest point on earth is -35,994.1′. That is still going to be higher than the Nats 2021 dWAR.


Good job, y'all. Love over hate! 🇺🇸


Can I cuss on Twitter? Yes? SHIT FUCKING GOD DAMN YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!



Alright, I'm feeling pretty good since Matt Cain looks like he has the control of 1990's Robert Downey, Jr. tonight. #DrugsWooo!


Jose Tabata is the new Jim Joyce.


Why haters always gotta hate?

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Also - it's so like @tylerclippard to vulture today's NL East trade buzz from Gattis, ain't it? One last time - moby.to/rti3de


This one hurts. One of nicer guys on team, very personable w/the fans, & beautiful change-up/high fastball combo. Bye @TylerClippard #Sniff


Happy @TylerClippard day! (AKA - HOLY GOD JIM BOWDEN GOT SOMETHING RIGHT?!?!? day.) #StillBitterBoutPeachesThough


Drooooo! Hey, did you know I'm just like him? He saves things (games), while I save things (lint in my belly button)! #ClosersClose


@JWerthsBeard Beard! You're looking majestic these days. Well, not to say you ever didn't look majestic... What I mean is... *runs away*


Golly Tamale. Matt Williams has shown more lineups than Lennie Brisco! #HorribleLawAndOrderJokes


Heard Espi sent neck braces to Marlins clubhouse after he broke those two pitcher's necks. Such a considerate young man. #TheParalyzer


Jerry Blevins? That's a made up name, right? "Hello, Burt Macklin. Who's this guy?" "That's my new partner - Blevins. Jerry Blevins."


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