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I'm not a slow triathlete I'm not a fast triathlete I'm a half-fast triathlete 70.3 x 9 140.6 x 2
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Reminder that the year 2000 was the last year of the 20th century. The 21st century didn’t begin until 2001
The people have spoken, sorry #chiefskingdom
More likely: Chiefs win 9 straight or Chiefs lose to the Titans
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Robert doesn’t understand that airports are built near places where people live, not areas mostly filled with sheep
Is it a coincidence that the cities/counties where there are major airports are the same ones that are blue? Shipping in illegal votes perhaps? 🤔
Kendrick Lamar fans out there today realizing their music is officially “for old people”
We need three start times at the movie theater . One for when the commercials start, one for when the previews start, and one for when the movie actually starts. I’m a little bitter about showing up for the movie and then having to sit through 10 minutes of commercials
I know you’ll all be happy to hear I got a promotion at work
Last time there was an eclipse, I made this GIF for Swear Trek. Here it is on GIPHY for you to deploy today. media2.giphy.com/media/mBYaMdSp… (You can also find it in any GIPHY-enabled GIF-chooser with the search "@swear_trek eclipse" including the @.)
I’m reading about playing cribbage and I keep getting hung up on all the “pegging”
“Do you want 23 chunks of cheese?” “No that’s okay” “We’ve breaded and deep fried them”
What is the most overrated appetizer, and why is it potato skins?
It me, I’m the unfunny one
One thing Twitter has taught me is that most people are very unfunny
Today I learned that Joachim Peiper was burned to death in his house by anti-fascists, and it’s honestly the best way for him to have died
Nothing says “high quality, well educated person” quite like an “I eat MILF and cookies” bumper sticker
Eve Fartlow
Every pretentious dipshit in a 15 mile radius is at the Whole Foods
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