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he/him || I am eternally spooky Single in an Einstein bagels Heaven in a pickle! Heaven in a pickle! Duck on a roof! Duck on a roof!
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therapy??? no no no, I think you mean listening to Jimmy Buffett's Margheritaville
"fuck it we ball" becomes far more weighty once we account for the pre-existing axiom that is "ball is life," for the latter effectively transforms the former into "fuck it we live." and what maxim could be more gravely important than that which urges man to persist at all costs?
why does he take a moment to show it off like a beauty youtuber sometimes
A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera.
TELEPORTING INTO MY TELEVISION TO HUG A DEMON WHO LET THEM!!! END?!!!??? THE SEASON LIKE THAT!!!!
my main excuse is that i didnt study under a renowned Renaissance painter at 13 and also my father doesn’t own a marble quarry and also i wasn’t sent to an art academy by the ruler of Florence at 15/had my life funded by the medici court. hope this helps!
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just finished a playthrough of one of my favorite games, time for my regularly scheduled sadness that the events of the game are in fact, not real, and instead of being a rugged space adventurer, I have to go back to paying taxes
crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a-
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