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On occasion, I make sense!

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The Select urge to shitpost


Hey! I'm playing Pokemon instead of my responsibilities: twitch.tv/u/selectnine


Ness once tried to release a hip hop album. Called it Lil Ness X.


Princess Zelda is named after fucking Zelda Fitzgerald???


What happens if you leave room for Jesus and he steals your girl?


The natural converse to “I can fix him” is “She can ruin me”


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So they couldn’t get Anthony Starr for Mortal Kombat, but they could get him for… a random mobile ad?


Someday, people will click save buttons on the internet without knowing what a clipboard is


People always talk about the roaring 20s. But what about the sore throat 30s?


I’m still emotionally distraught over Bobby, the Bob-omb from Origami King


I’m no doctor, but I am bound to the hypocritic oath


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Never meet your heroes. They might turn out to be friendly


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asdfmovie15 came out! Nothing else of note happened this week.


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