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Not all picks are equal. Parlays are fun, bankroll is sacred. Bad lines are meant to be hit — with sharp analysis, not blind hope. Bet smart, cash big.

Woke up Feeling Dangerous! I am a fuckin loser for starting off these 49 days with a loss. Tonight we take it back plus some! Why the fuck would I do 1 parlay when I can do 3!?!? Day 2, LIGHT THE FUCKIN TORCH

SenatorSlips's tweet image. Woke up Feeling Dangerous! I am a fuckin loser for starting off these 49 days with a loss. Tonight we take it back plus some! Why the fuck would I do 1 parlay when I can do 3!?!?

Day 2, LIGHT THE FUCKIN TORCH
SenatorSlips's tweet image. Woke up Feeling Dangerous! I am a fuckin loser for starting off these 49 days with a loss. Tonight we take it back plus some! Why the fuck would I do 1 parlay when I can do 3!?!?

Day 2, LIGHT THE FUCKIN TORCH
SenatorSlips's tweet image. Woke up Feeling Dangerous! I am a fuckin loser for starting off these 49 days with a loss. Tonight we take it back plus some! Why the fuck would I do 1 parlay when I can do 3!?!?

Day 2, LIGHT THE FUCKIN TORCH

Day 1 of 49 let’s start hot

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49 Straight Days of Football gets me more turned on then my best friends mother massaging my feet. You know what that means… Senatorial Slips 49 Days of Parlays!!! This is the start of the holidays!! LFGGGG


10 LEGS ISNT SHIT TO A MAN WHOS GOT THREE, LET EM HANG SON KILL THE BOOKS TODAY💯🙏🔥 #cfb #gambling #locks

SenatorSlips's tweet image. 10 LEGS ISNT SHIT TO A MAN WHOS GOT THREE, LET EM HANG SON
KILL THE BOOKS TODAY💯🙏🔥
#cfb #gambling #locks
SenatorSlips's tweet image. 10 LEGS ISNT SHIT TO A MAN WHOS GOT THREE, LET EM HANG SON
KILL THE BOOKS TODAY💯🙏🔥
#cfb #gambling #locks

CFB NUKE LIKE HIROSHIMA BRYCE GETS SHIT DONE VS LUKE FUCKELL. FRAMES JANKILIN USES THAT BALD HEAD TO BOUNCE BACK BIG. TY HOMER SIMPSON STRANGLES VANDY LIKE FUCKIN BART. ARCH MANNING SHOWS ITS NOT JUST NEPOTISM BITCH. MSU HAS THE WORST FUCKING DEFENSE IN POWER 5 PATRICK…

SenatorSlips's tweet image. CFB NUKE LIKE HIROSHIMA 
BRYCE GETS SHIT DONE VS LUKE FUCKELL.
FRAMES JANKILIN USES THAT BALD HEAD TO BOUNCE BACK BIG. 
TY HOMER SIMPSON STRANGLES VANDY LIKE FUCKIN BART. 
ARCH MANNING SHOWS ITS NOT JUST NEPOTISM BITCH. 
MSU HAS THE WORST FUCKING DEFENSE IN POWER 5 PATRICK…

SENATORIAL VIP CASH MAC JONES IS A FUCKING ANIMAL BUILDER DIDNT HIT BALLSACK PICTURE COMING TOMORROW ON THE TIMELINE IF THIS POST GETS 12 LIKES ILL POST SUNDAYS SENATORIAL VIP WE WILL PRINT YOU MONEY LIKE THAT GODDAMN LAUNDROMAT IN YOUR HOMETOWN YOU KNOW IS COMMITTING FRAUD…

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MAC JONES IS A FUCKING ANIMAL
BUILDER DIDNT HIT BALLSACK PICTURE COMING TOMORROW ON THE TIMELINE
IF THIS POST GETS 12 LIKES ILL POST SUNDAYS SENATORIAL VIP 
WE WILL PRINT YOU MONEY LIKE THAT GODDAMN LAUNDROMAT IN YOUR HOMETOWN YOU KNOW IS COMMITTING FRAUD…

All I gotta say is shout out Mac Jones man, this was a hell of a game


The great white hope✅✅✅

Was tongue punching your grandma and he scored, 1 down 3 more to go Jake Tonges✅



Was tongue punching your grandma and he scored, 1 down 3 more to go Jake Tonges✅

Devante Adams gets more touches in the Redzone than Bonnie Blue at her petting zoo Christian McCaffery is the type of guy that your alchohalic Uncle will say is the greatest running back off all time because he’s white. Blake Corum is like 5 foot nothing, his troll ass can…

SenatorSlips's tweet image. Devante Adams gets more touches in the Redzone than Bonnie Blue at her petting zoo

Christian McCaffery is the type of guy that your alchohalic Uncle will say is the greatest running back off all time because he’s white. 

Blake Corum is like 5 foot nothing, his troll ass can…


Devante Adams gets more touches in the Redzone than Bonnie Blue at her petting zoo Christian McCaffery is the type of guy that your alchohalic Uncle will say is the greatest running back off all time because he’s white. Blake Corum is like 5 foot nothing, his troll ass can…

SenatorSlips's tweet image. Devante Adams gets more touches in the Redzone than Bonnie Blue at her petting zoo

Christian McCaffery is the type of guy that your alchohalic Uncle will say is the greatest running back off all time because he’s white. 

Blake Corum is like 5 foot nothing, his troll ass can…

WHO WANTS A BANKROLL BANGER💯💯💯💯 If this ticket misses I will personally show my senatorial BALLS on the timeline, this is a declaration of profitpendence🔥🔥 #gambling #xgambling #bets

SenatorSlips's tweet image. WHO WANTS A BANKROLL BANGER💯💯💯💯

If this ticket misses I will personally show my senatorial BALLS on the timeline, this is a declaration of profitpendence🔥🔥
#gambling #xgambling #bets

Vegas Snuck into my dreams and made this shit a nightmare, 3 goaline opportunities and zero runs to dobbins, instead we throw a pick at the half yard line. Sean Payton has a partnership with Vegas.

Call me MLK because I HAVE A DREAM JK DOBBINS ANYTIME FUCKIN TOUCHDOWN!!!



Call me MLK because I HAVE A DREAM JK DOBBINS ANYTIME FUCKIN TOUCHDOWN!!!


I apologize for this one, didn’t realize Michael Penix was complete ass and falcons don’t utilize Bijan enough

Nice little Bankroll Builder! Love all these matchups for these teams, they just gotta get the job done!

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Love all these matchups for these teams, they just gotta get the job done!


Nice little Bankroll Builder! Love all these matchups for these teams, they just gotta get the job done!

SenatorSlips's tweet image. Nice little Bankroll Builder!

Love all these matchups for these teams, they just gotta get the job done!

ANYTIME TD LAY!! +1037!!!! I love these spots for all these guys Mason should get a ton of work with Jones being out against a not great rush defense and I expect Wentz to be able to move the ball well in this game Bucky Irving should have a massive workload including all…

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+1037!!!!

I love these spots for all these guys 

Mason should get a ton of work with Jones being out against a not great rush defense and I expect Wentz to be able to move the ball well in this game

Bucky Irving should have a massive workload including all…

Shitty read! You would have thought I was drunk posting this. We’re gonna kill it on nfl tmr

The Books are Sleeping on this line 😴 Baylor/Arizona St O59.5 This game will be a shootout! Baylor allows 41 points per game defensively which ranks 125 in the nation. Offensively they put up 38 points per game due to their pass first offense. They are 7th in the country in…

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Baylor/Arizona St O59.5

This game will be a shootout! Baylor allows 41 points per game defensively which ranks 125 in the nation. Offensively they put up 38 points per game due to their pass first offense. They are 7th in the country in…


Late Add! I love this! I expect this to be a very high scoring game and might end up being close!

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I love this! I expect this to be a very high scoring game and might end up being close!

We’re on a heater!!! This was never close!!!

BIG SPREADS FOR BIG MONEY💸🤑💰 Florida State -44.5 Not too much to say about this game, we all know this game is not going to be close, but here is why Florida State will be able to cover such a large spread. Kent State is 1-2 with their win coming against Merrimack, and…

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Florida State -44.5

Not too much to say about this game, we all know this game is not going to be close, but here is why Florida State will be able to cover such a large spread. Kent State is 1-2 with their win coming against Merrimack, and…


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