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Anne the Antidote

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Making excuses for failure is the first step to failing AGAIN


It’s okay to crash out after losing a bad b*tch 😂😭, but it’s been months, wrap it up. Don’t you have senatorial duties?


I’ll spend it on people. Transfer takes 2-2 mins, should be able to make 4-5 transfers.

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy?



When your helper (that will save you years of toiling) might be in that football viewing center, bar, lounge or party. Better find a balance. If you like listen to “twitter advice”.

If you are 23 - 28 and you feel you have not made it financially, Do this. leave your girlfriend and become single. No football, sleep 5hrs max daily. Grind for 1 year with no distractions. When you’re back, the football and younger girls will be there. You cannot…



That ref is an anụmanụ 😡 #NIGMOR


This!!! It’s okay to have different personality for your work life.

In my first Oil and gas job, I was not my “real self” I was hard working and almost indispensable but my boss could never have been able to say much about who I was, outside of my job performance. Why? Because I studied her and realised that,



Was it worth it to be happy for a little bit, even though it ended up sad? Or would it be better if the whole thing would have never happened? - BoJack Horseman


Keeping someone waiting for 3hours shows lack of preparedness, There is no way mask it. You might as well tell them to go and resume the next day.

Note this is not an interview, he passed that stage already, This was supposed to be the first day/ Onboarding.



💯

“You see those Odogwu people you have in your contacts, this 2026, sometimes go and get a gift within your capacity and give to them. Don’t always expect them to be the ones gifting. There are thousands of people in their DMs asking for help. You can be different by gifting them…



The heat is diabolical.


The kind of pickpocket that would be going on here…

I never see this kind of traffic before for my life, traffic affecting pedestrians… this is Balogun market in Lagos 😭💔



Y’ll should STFU, it’s soft chicken it doesn’t need to be cooked before it’s fried. Do you think chicken republic and KFC cook their chicken before frying 🙄. Your method of cooking isn’t the ultimate

Tongues wag over chef's method of preparing chicken



You are in a relationship/friendship with someone and they are being abusive and you are laughing, nonchalantly saying “stop nah”. One day you’ll be on the receiving end of that abuse and there’ll be no one to save you.

Between a boatman and a passenger🙆👀



Time difference can really be messed-up. Thought my meeting for Monday was 1:30pm, just realizing it’s actually 1:30am 😩.


I think I’m addicted to boba tea 😩


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If you find peller funny I’ll judge your IQ like m@dtttt!


Like they just learnt to walk, and 2 seconds later they have enough balance to do some ballerina sh*t.

All this effort just to destroy things.🙂

BLEXGUY's tweet image. All this effort just to destroy things.🙂


So when I told my client I can’t be on call cos internet was bad because there’s a storm I wasn’t lying? Dear God, minus 1. Or does it count as a lie cos I thought I was lying?

This reminds me of Moe’s post where she said a lot of what we call rain actually qualifies as storm but, we no too dey measure properly or even study/record these things.



This days when I come here I’ll just be seeing quotes, but the main tweet has been deleted/unavailable. No damn context. It’s like I’m always late to the party.


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Most hilarious scene ever in TV history 😂💯


This is too funny 😂🤣😂😭

Igbo people are effortlessly funny



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