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Adonis, Nocturne Lusts | Emotionally Distant Salmon With Commitment Issues.

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🚨🚨🎥 | Bryan Mbeumo has been named the Premier League Player of the Week! 👏❤️


I looked at my Moniepoint today, that graph on the Home Screen. I never marry ooo … Hmm; Jesus Wept.


Raaaaaaaa ! 🤣


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My mother .

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I tried this thing and Jesus it is lethal ❤️❤️ When my friend ask for the fragrance I layered i couldn’t even tell her it is Aboniki and Gucci oud intense 😭 Shame catch me 😹😹😹



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This is supposed to be 2 full goats (Ogunfe) (boneless) by the way. Excluding the heads and Legs.

ScholarChefD's tweet image. This is supposed to be 2 full goats (Ogunfe) (boneless) by the way. Excluding the heads and Legs.

These people left this butcher to kill and debone two whole goat meat unsupervised 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽



You see that “to buy ‘minerals’” … Alhaji how far, Alhaja ati Omo nko?

ILORIN as a case study. As someone who live in family house all my life, I can tell you for sure that cooking like this doesn’t happen everyday and whenever it happens, everyone participates, the husbands, the wives, both old and young, even the kids will happily come out to do…



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ILORIN as a case study. As someone who live in family house all my life, I can tell you for sure that cooking like this doesn’t happen everyday and whenever it happens, everyone participates, the husbands, the wives, both old and young, even the kids will happily come out to do…

Dear future husband, I'm not doing iyawo ile. Let your family get professional caterers. T for tenks

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Let your family get professional caterers.
T for tenks


Won’t be surprised if it ever happens that y’all are at a barbecue and you’re lecturing your friend about how he doesn’t like Potato Salad or how his stomach does in if he ingests Chickpeas. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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The ISS moves at approximately Mach 22. Mach, is the speed of sound, so if you were close enough to hear the ISS engines, it typically would have been way out of sight before your ears catch up. Built between 98 and 11… Mach 22 as at 2011 is outrageous !


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Hope you’re not HR ?

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Those working from home, do you guys take naps during the working hours?



Don’t catch feelings … But don’t stop dreaming … I’m your habit, not your healing … Let us burn …


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Ohh I forgot to share the dark mode version 😀

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Studios, directors, indies, games/films, I'm available from this month if you need horror concepts.


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Matthijs takes no prisoners 😤


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Who else noticed this yesterday? 🤷‍♂️

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1st goal 950th goal

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We felt safe.

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50 GOALS TO GO. YOU BETTER BE THERE

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Ronaldo FC will start the count down from 50 goals!🙏🏽



Can’t believe my team, by table performance is floating on Pep and Sluts levels. We’re only fucked because we’ve conceded as much goals as we have scored ! Thank God for Lammens mehn, we were dying at negative goal difference.


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Arak, Iran.. what do you think?

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