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So it happened again. I'm starting to think that the AA won't be giving us the same low price again next year. I know they say "unlimited call outs" but I think we may just be abusing that slightly!
Does anyone know where I can get a spare elevator and horizontal stabilizer for a 2007 Boeing 737-8AS? . . . Asking for a friend.
After numerous tests, we have found that inflating a life raft INSIDE the aircraft stretches it enough to cram a whole extra seat in. It's not like we ever use those rafty things anyway.
Well of course it's going to take a while. We don't actually HAVE a refunds department. No bother though, I'll have Padraig send out some Woolworths vouchers as soon as he is back from the pub.
So apparently that cone shaped thingy isn't supposed to bounce around inside the engine cowling like that. . . Every day is a school day!
I'm surprised and disgusted! I was expecting the words "poorly trained" and "feckless".
So Sad to lose Peter Bellew, Our former chief operations officer. He's off to join a proper airline @easyJet Don't worry, we will garnish his pay appropriately for leaving us.
So apparently, £8.50 an hour and as many lite baggies of Whiskey as you can fit up your arse is not classed as decent pay. Brace yourselves for more strikes.
Our prototypes have finally arrived! Pending civil aviation approval, these should be rolled out across the fleet by 2022.
It's the start of the summer holidays! You all know what that means. . .
Does anyone know how to close the flappy thing on the side on an engine? (Asking for a friend) #WednesdayWisdom
Fantastic work by Aoibheann and Caoilfhoinn, nice to see them venting the cabin whilst taxiing to the active runway.
Seamus has been out this morning "re-branding" some of our aircraft to alleviate people's fears. #SafetyFirst
We are proud to announce that our future 737-Max Aircraft will be fitted with "Skyrider" seating. Who needs legroom when you're standing up?
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