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That girl likes her men like a depth first search; going in head first as deep as possible
I like my sex like my search algorithms; quick as possible and with a guarantee of finishing
Speaking of people getting fucked my "friend" still uses Internet Explorer
Defragging your hard drives like trying to give a girl an orgasm; it always takes longer than you think and it's hardly ever worth it anyway
That girls so slutty; it be like trying to fit a USB into a DVI port
Like to make sure I turn vsync on while having sex, hate to have any tearing #IAlwaysBangIn30FPS
#Fleshlights are kinda like optical disc drives; I always get my dick stuck in them #VCRWasEasier
I like my women like my smartphones; a newer, slimmer model every year #TradeTheOldModelInAtCEX
I'd like to give her access to my root directory #SheCanHaveAllTheAccessRights
That girls like an open git repository; she lets anyone get a pull from her #IfYouKnowWhatIMean
Just like the new reversible USB type-C; that girl doesn't care how you put it in #EveryWayIsTheRightWay
Men are like NES Cartridges; if they don't turn on you just have to blow them harder #RetroSexiness
Please, that guy comes quicker then an amazon prime delivery #PourWaterOnBurn
That dude's got more viruses than an IE6 user #SeriouslyUpdateBrowsers
Damn son, you make a 3.5mm audio jack look impressive!
That guy be like a thunderbolt port; he never be used.
That girls got more user's then an open wifi hotspot #OhDamn
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