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@sharmansqueen @ForeverJace [shrugs] You know you don't give a fuck when.
Basically, child me thought I would grow up to be some über sexy, party girl. Reality: Touch me and I will eat your hand.
//I'll be back in 20-30 minutes, dinnertime~ Nomnomnom//
According to my friend Ebanie, the size of your sneeze can predict how large your orgasm is. Shit, have you heard some people's sneezes?!
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