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I would like to own an iPhone.

First Hilary, then Jennifer


No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.


The ripest peach is highest on the tree.


Knock Knock. Who's there! Boiler! Boiler who? Boiler egg for four minutes.


What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug.


Redneck Computer Term: DISKETTE: A female Disco dancer.


A beard once washed is half shaven.


Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.


Too hot to last.


How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.


Go for the moon. If you don't get it, you'll still be heading for a star.


Hobby horses are dearer than Arabians.


What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked.


Cats don't mind if you do all the driving.


Handle yourself using your brain but handle others with your heart.


Jesus is coming... are you ready to meet him?


Redneck Tip: Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they press charges.


Better anticipate than be anticipated.


Jesus is returning... resistance is futile


All honor's wounds are selfAndrew Carnegie


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