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Smart, Unique, Functional Web & Graphic Design Studio

Windows: the ultimate triumph of marketing over technology.


WINDOWS stands for Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.


Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses DO something.


Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!


Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?


Why do they call this a word processor? It's simple, ... you've seen what food processors do to food, right?


Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?


Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld


When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? – Robin Williams


When you are computing, if someone is watching, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.


What was the name of your lost file? Uhhmmm.. "Untitled" I think.


What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.


What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? –Marilyn Pittman


What boots up must come down.


Website tip - Your Home Page should be accessible from the domain root only, not the page file name.


Website tip - When visitors click a link, don't hijack their browser by opening new windows that automatically resize.


Website tip - Uses Favicon: Make sure your favicon shows in the address bar (create one if you must.)


Website tip - Use keywords in directory names wherever applicable.


Website tip - Site.com redirect to www. version: Set a canonical URL and be sure the other version 301 redirects.


Website tip - Purchase multiple versions of your domain name, including .com, .org, .net, .biz


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