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I like short walks on the beach and late night conversations.

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If you correct my grammar, then you're a douche.


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Tweets are about quality, not quantity.


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You know whats funny? Not you, so shut up.


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If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, I love you.


You know you're in love when you can't sleep because your reality is better than your dreams.


Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.


"I love you because we hate the same stuff" - Bob Marley


Lazy Rule Number 3: *Drops ice cube on floor* "Shit.." *Kicks ice cube under the fridge."


Lazy Rule Number 2: If it's not on Googles first search page then it's not worth looking up."


Lazy Rule Number 1: *Me watching TV* "I can't reach the remote...Fuck it I like Disney Chanel anyways."


Lil Wayne why do you keep changing what the "F" means? At one point it was for phenomenal and that doesn't even start with an f.


Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she'll never believe you, but if you tell her she's ugly once she'll never forget it.


I nearly had a threesome last night.. only needed two more people.


When I open the fridge only 4 percent of the time is to get food. The other 96 is to think about getting food but then being too lazy.


When a midget smokes weed do they get a high or a medium?


I still can't get over how much Tyga's music has sucked since Coconut Juice... Jk that song was awful.


If I ever meet Beyoncé I'm going to get her so pissed that she says "f*ck you" so that I can tell everyone she wants to have sex with me.


I'm pretty sure that nobody likes you Pitbull. Go kill yourself.


Idk about you guys but there's way too much spam on the internet these days.

Shared_Problems's tweet image. Idk about you guys but there's way too much spam on the internet these days.

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