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Shawna Hash

@ShawnaHash

Sloths are the real bae. ❤️

I may or may not be the first adult to draw blood at the new park in town...

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So @electricfamily is giving away two tickets to any 2020 music festival in the USA & $500 cash. Enter here > electricfamily.com/pages/2020-swe… swee.ps/JMnzOWdAi


My party needs more flavor, because claw is not law. Better flavors and higher ABV, you bet I'm about it. LETS GET THEM NATTYS!!! #nattyseltzer #Sweepstakes


Every so often I see things like my old tweets and wonder if I will always be embarrased by myself.


*gets pulled over for speeding in a tunnel* Sorry, officer. I had to or I'd have bad luck, and possibly pass out. #holdingbreathe


The wife is cooking and the fire alarm has gone off 3 times so far..... halp


Slept so much better now that the meth heads are gone. 😊


Keeps seeing pictures of snow.... Hahahaha sucks for you


I even got a special one for the occasion with a hollow point.


"No, no! If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk!" #rickAndMorty


Is the #manaquinchallenge really just a global Young Life Tableau? #Younglife @YoungLifeLeader


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Out of student loans and tree house homes, we all would take the latter.


Shoutout to highway patrol for changing my tire when I got blow out on the 60 tonight. THANK YOU. #hero #AZdps #AZHighwayPatrol


Guys. Life doesn't get any better than this.


Brooke's 5am in practices are RUINING MY LIFE. UGH.


I need to start working out again 👌🏼👏🏻


If you're merely "tolerating" my wife and I, feel free to exit my life.


HONEYMOON HERE WE COME!!!!!!


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