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So @electricfamily is giving away two tickets to any 2020 music festival in the USA & $500 cash. Enter here > electricfamily.com/pages/2020-swe… swee.ps/JMnzOWdAi
My party needs more flavor, because claw is not law. Better flavors and higher ABV, you bet I'm about it. LETS GET THEM NATTYS!!! #nattyseltzer #Sweepstakes
Every so often I see things like my old tweets and wonder if I will always be embarrased by myself.
*gets pulled over for speeding in a tunnel* Sorry, officer. I had to or I'd have bad luck, and possibly pass out. #holdingbreathe
The wife is cooking and the fire alarm has gone off 3 times so far..... halp
"No, no! If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk!" #rickAndMorty
Is the #manaquinchallenge really just a global Young Life Tableau? #Younglife @YoungLifeLeader
RT RT! 💀 Zombie Paintball Hayride! Every weekend in October!🎃 RT For a chance to win FREE tix 🎟
Out of student loans and tree house homes, we all would take the latter.
Shoutout to highway patrol for changing my tire when I got blow out on the 60 tonight. THANK YOU. #hero #AZdps #AZHighwayPatrol
If you're merely "tolerating" my wife and I, feel free to exit my life.
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