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Thought it looked like a bitch.
Oh, you think that dark figure in the corner of your room is just that pile of clothes you left in the chair? It isn't. And deep, deep down...you know it isn't.
"An app for the desperate."
You aren't much more than that, sorry.
What a bitch.
@SheSpawns Oh, her foul mouthed, not so secret admirer was out of hiding. How sweet. She would swipe left. The woman's mustache was visible in one of her profile photos and that was simply an unforgivable internet faux pas.
"A little overboard with the costum, don't you think?" @CanusExtremis
"We got a red vampire and a pale vampire. Both are models." "How did I ever get on this crazy train...?"
"Killing demons take a few years off my life. And I look great for my age and occupation, bitch." "Probably should shave, if I'm being honest. You look like a gorilla in heat."
"It's rather hydrating to the skin, love. You should try it sometime - then perhaps you'd look a bit less..." She took a moment to consider. "-prematurely aged."
"Omega-3 is pretty good for the body, probably don't know that after guzzling cum in the back room."
She would sniff the air audibly as she turned her head toward the intrusion. "Oh, it's you. I knew I smelled fish. How /lovely/ it is to see you again."
"Hey, you're that stripper I met a while ago!"
A dark eyebrow would arch above colorless eyes. "Pardon? Are you lost, darling?"
ROB!! “got kicked out”, “very gently collected his things and left”, “dressed like a dad” lowkey laughing
"Demons and now people who can look like me. This world's fuckin' weird..."
Gun was drawn to the back of what seemed like her own head. Unknowingly to Jessica, it just so happened to be @FaceCoIIector. "Give me one good reason why shouldn't blow your head off right now."
"I did give you my address. I can take the shot if you want me to."
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