ShellS
@ShellMSmith
The anti-social life of the party https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3A%40ShellMSmith%20exclude%3Areplies&s=09
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What if peanut butter hates jelly and we are just forcing this relationship on them because we are selfish.
One of the most touching moments in @IndyCar history. In the first race after we lost Dan Wheldon, @h3lio Castroneves paid tribute to his friend after winning the @GPSTPete. #TBT #INDYCAR
I keep hearing this place is like high school, at least high school had real fingerbanging under the bleachers ffs.
Let a titty out. He can't say no if there's a titty out.
How do Twitter Doms work? Do they just DM you and make demands in all caps?
Fellas, it’s ok if you don’t have a British accent. I’m sure you can learn.
if you are not peeing outside at least once a month, you need to rethink your lifestyle choices...
Fun Fact - A pig’s penis can be up to 18 inches long, while a gorilla’s is 2 inches.
Do any of y’all ever come across an old Twitter convo on your Timehop, and it’s super intense, & obviously meant a lot at the time, but the account doesn’t even exist anymore and you have zero recollection of them or the tweet? Or is it just me??
I winged out my eyeliner and it turned out gorgeous and I'll never achieve this level of success again.
I think you were rooting against the Pats more than for the Colts, but I’ll take it either way. But you should’ve cheered harder damnit.
Good Lord there’s a lot of porn on my TL today. Mondays make y’all horny I guess. Please continue
I’ll ask you how your weekend was Brenda, but I’m not listening. It was merely for decoration, like when I said “Bless you,” and “I like your pleated slacks.”
My recurring dream of being back in HS, it’s finals day and I don’t know my locker combo, total panic and self loathing for not getting shit done. Anyone else ever have that?
There's got to be something better than in the middle.
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