Kabutops
@ShellfishFossil
A couple million years old, got sickle-arms, I drink blood, and I like water. What's not to love?
...ignorin' that my tastes include blood... Don't judge.
Man, the edges on that look sharp. Oh, and the Lugia isn't too bad either.
To those designin' Sun and Moon, can you throw me a bone and let me learn Leaf Blade or something?
Wait, am I finally gettin' a new card in the next TCG pack? Finall- Wait, Omastar gets a "break form"? What?
So are we all just going to become Fire Emblem characters? As long as I'm not the only one who wants blood, I'm in.
If I can find joy in my life as a fossil, at least I got a more recent card in the TCG than Kadabra.
I hear stories of the new fighters in Smash... Startin' to feel glad I'm not in.
There, I did one of those dumb trends this site has.
I've heard there are new skeletons around. That was months ago, but I still heard it. Without physical ears.
It's too bad all my relatives kinda died out millions of years ago. Some might've been revived like me, but Christmas is still complicated.
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