Commander Shepard
@Shepard_Effect
I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite feed on the Twitadel. We'll bang, okay? Affiliated with BioWare in spirit only.
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It took going all the way to the Andromeda galaxy for you to miss me.
If you destroy the Reapers, you're no better than the Reapers.
Each year, like clockwork, I rise from my sleep in deep space to wish you a Happy #N7Day and remind you that we'll bang, okay?
Every time.
We've got to stop meeting like this. Happy #N7Day, everyone. You're my favorite store on the Citadel.
Commander Shepard in the streets, Commander Shepard in the sheets.
@WingmanGarrus Color me surprised. By the way, the "surprise" color is the same as my regular color.
I never did get a chance to finish my conversation with the Prince of Nigeria before the Reapers started shit.
Oh, I see what Watch Dogs is doing. "Watch" as in oversee or COMMAND and then Dogs as in SHEPHERDS? I'M ON TO YOU.
I don't see why everyone bitches about Dark Souls being hard. I mean, it's not like they're saving entire galaxies or anything.
Hey, girl. You look like you could use some help controlling those powers. Just call me an L3 biotic implant. #MassEffectValentines
This must be the Mass Effect pinball table, because if you use the launcher just right, you'll get a multiball for sure.
Hey, girl. Are you the Collector for air? Because you took my breath away. #MassEffectValentines
Hey, girl. You make me harder than Flappy Bird.
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