Shepard_Effect's profile picture. I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite feed on the Twitadel. We'll bang, okay? Affiliated with BioWare in spirit only.

Commander Shepard

@Shepard_Effect

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite feed on the Twitadel. We'll bang, okay? Affiliated with BioWare in spirit only.

It took going all the way to the Andromeda galaxy for you to miss me.


If you destroy the Reapers, you're no better than the Reapers.


Each year, like clockwork, I rise from my sleep in deep space to wish you a Happy #N7Day and remind you that we'll bang, okay?


Every time.

There's no getting between Garrus and some calibrations. #N7Day

bioware's tweet image. There's no getting between Garrus and some calibrations. #N7Day


We've got to stop meeting like this. Happy #N7Day, everyone. You're my favorite store on the Citadel.


Merry Christmas Eve, loves.


Commander Shepard in the streets, Commander Shepard in the sheets.


Happy #N7Day everyone! Now that I'm here, we'll bang, okay? I should go.


Ah, just the thing I need to come out of retirement. #EverySimpsonsEver


@WingmanGarrus Color me surprised. By the way, the "surprise" color is the same as my regular color.


I never did get a chance to finish my conversation with the Prince of Nigeria before the Reapers started shit.


Oh, I see what Watch Dogs is doing. "Watch" as in oversee or COMMAND and then Dogs as in SHEPHERDS? I'M ON TO YOU.


I don't see why everyone bitches about Dark Souls being hard. I mean, it's not like they're saving entire galaxies or anything.


Hey, girl. You look like you could use some help controlling those powers. Just call me an L3 biotic implant. #MassEffectValentines


This must be the Mass Effect pinball table, because if you use the launcher just right, you'll get a multiball for sure.


Hey, girl. Are you the Collector for air? Because you took my breath away. #MassEffectValentines


Hey, girl. You make me harder than Flappy Bird.


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