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Sheriff Michael Scabs

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Make your own playlists. Use your brain. Use your friends. This sucks.


I just found out that And just Like That ended after three seasons last night. I thought it got canceled back in 2021, after the whole world collectively shit on the first episode


Leave him in Iowa. Just kidding. Don’t do that to poor Zach. That’s way too cruel.

Quote this with how you’d like to see me punish Zachary tomorrow. 👊😈



F1 The Movie: I haven’t cared about a film less since they tried to force a Robbie Williams biopic using Planet of the Apes technology on me


First day of Chicago Summer. Where it goes from 49 degrees yesterday up to 90 today before most likely dropping back down to sub-zero temps tomorrow


“On this day…” memories have reminded me that it’s now been 20 years since I dated someone who didn’t need/want to keep our relationship a secret


The new pope doesn’t put ketchup on a hotdog. He’s from Chicago, my friend


Is it just me or does everyone keep trying to snap their fingers at their messy rooms, holding on hope that THIS TIME those Mary Poppins powers will kick in


I thought I only had to worry about Indonesian boys tricking me into believing they’re a girl in need of saving, now I have to worry about crocodiles too?

SheriffScabs's tweet image. I thought I only had to worry about Indonesian boys tricking me into believing they’re a girl in need of saving, now I have to worry about crocodiles too?

I just said the words, “you had me at Continental breakfast” out loud And now I begin drafting my screenplay for a Jerry McGuire reboot


Question: how do you politely explain to strangers at a concert to make sure they don’t switch your camera settings to HDR, so you don’t look like a cardboard cutout of Dave Bautista?

SheriffScabs's tweet image. Question: how do you politely explain to strangers at a concert to make sure they don’t switch your camera settings to HDR, so you don’t look like a cardboard cutout of Dave Bautista?

Listening to sports talk radio, and @leilarahimi brings up Sour Cherry by @TheKills Such a great song, but I know I’m going to find myself unable to stop singing, “Shout when you wanna get off the ride” for the next several days youtube.com/watch?v=rB4MCf…

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I’m not that well versed in Kendrick Lamar’s material. But I do know he made Imagine Dragons seem entertaining during a Grammys performance once. So he’s got that going for him. #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow


I watched Ian work out this special a few times before the eventual taping. Some of the best stories I’ve ever heard in my long history of seeing live comedy are told here. Do yourself a favor and get up in this one now

MY FIRST SPECIAL - COMFORT BEYOND GOD'S FORESIGHT - AVAILABLE NOW FOR EARLY ACCESS - ONLY AT @800PGM.



Is Pedro Pascal the new Cesar Romero? Is it in his contract that he has to have his mustache and scruff in every project he’s in- even if the character calls for otherwise. @MarvelStudios @FantasticFour looks good, but Pedro makes for the most unkempt version of Reed Richards


I get SICK sick about once every five years. This is that time. I don’t know how you people handle getting sick as much as you do.


So with the Supreme Court upholding the TikTok ban, this Saturday is probably going to be straight up porn, violence and revealing dark secrets on the app, right?


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