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I solemnly swear that I will be up to no good tonight.


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If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends..


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I got pulled over for drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving


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If it's non-alcoholic, I'm non-interested


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When you close your eyes to sleep at night: 4% you actually fall asleep. 96% you lay there, wide awake, thinking about everything.


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Maybe @finchmachine can help me out here but what is "it" Selena Gomez keeps talking about that we can come get?


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Women are biologically attracted to a-holes because their traits resemble those needed for survival - Strength, physical power and bravery.


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If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but cargos ain't one.


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Being a virgin these days is something to be proud of, you're a rare breed, you're like a unicorn.


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NEW DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time a girl complai-I'm drunk


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