Shitty Programmer
@ShittyProgrammr
Best #programming tips. Codes exclusively in dogescript. Used to be run by @20c109, kinda dead now lol
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install autohotkey so you can rebind tab as four spaces.
Don't worry about naming conventions, just call it whatever. #shittyprogrammingtips
Loud #Music + Lot of #Alcohol + @Windows = Best Development Environment Setup Ever. #shittyprogrammingtips
why the fish would you use an existing framework for your next project? roll your own. #shittyprogrammingtips #javascript
start naming variables based on family member names. you'll remember them well #shittyprogrammingtips
Don't document internal APIs. You'll be the only one using it.
List bugs as features on changelists. #shittyprogrammingtips
Do a pack of caffeine powder before writing code to push to production. Chances you'll die before anything breaks. #shittyprogrammingtips
Don't use transactions when modifying production tables, they just slow down your query. #ShittyProgrammingTips
Always test against production. The added impact of failure will make you work better. #shittyprogrammingtips
Always code when you really have to pee. A full bladder makes you work faster, and therefore more efficiently! #shittyprogrammingtips
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