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Someone snoring too loud? Hold a pillow over their mouths until they stop


Got the sniffles? Go to the doctor, you have Ebola.


If you get pulled over, keep your window up. That way the officer can't give you a ticket


Put a blow dryer in your bath to make it a jacuzzi!


Trying to open a beer while driving? Use the metal part of your seatbelt!

ShittyProtips's tweet image. Trying to open a beer while driving? Use the metal part of your seatbelt!

Want something you can't afford? Steal it!


Worried about getting good grades? Drop out of school and save yourself the hassle


Want to find out who your true friends are? Kill yourself and see who goes to your funeral


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