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Kristina Short

@ShortOrderChef

Ordinary dork. Extraordinary tacos. MasterChef 2015.

"I don't want to eat in front of you, it's embarrassing". Oh dear. I've been humiliating myself all my life. #TheBachelorAU #justthrowitup


"I hope I'll make a perfect wife one day". Fckn EEK. #thebachelorau


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*PLOT TWIST* Woman wears casual clothes. #thebachelorau


This is what happens when you tell your children they're exceptional at everything all the time #TheBachelorAU


I was unsure about him after he asked a girl to do a spin for him, but enjoy the dork stories he is exchanging with Heather #TheBachelorAU


#analglands and SANDRA!!! have nothing on Anita the dog groomer in 2014. #thecrazieswerebetterlastyear


Time to put on stretchy pants, eat spaghetti, and tune in to @TheBachelorAU #bringonthecrazies


Massive, massive congrats @billie_mckay15. You are a wonder to behold. @masterchefau #MasterChefAU


They're both incredibly deserving and wonderful lasses, but #TeamGeorgia


Playing with some ingredients for an ABC radio segment, Fresh and Local, tomorrow. #RomanGnocchi #mushies #kale

ShortOrderChef's tweet image. Playing with some ingredients for an ABC radio segment, Fresh and Local, tomorrow. #RomanGnocchi  #mushies #kale

At the movies. Boy, old folks can't resist an icecream. All five of the other moviegoers here (all over 80) have one.


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Ashes 2015: Mitchell Johnson leads way as Australia thrash England by 405 runs bit.ly/1VhH6Bq

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Best burgers I've ever had, hands down. Perfect patty, perfect sauce, perfect bun (oh man, that soft,… instagram.com/p/5MbnjIrQ9t/


Brekky. Long black and latté. Both mine. Hot coffee. Hot baristas. Winning. #yellowbernard

ShortOrderChef's tweet image. Brekky. Long black and latté. Both mine. Hot coffee. Hot baristas. Winning.
#yellowbernard

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