Shower Thoughts
@Showthots
An account full of things you never thought of / only realize in the shower
Rt this & I'll send you a *special* pic 😉😉❤️ Girls & Boys ^ #snowgang #snowbunny
Pizza places should sell leftover pizza from the night before for breakfast.
I've woken up over 8000 times in my life and I still suck at it
I thought about pretending to be a sociopath for a month to see people's reaction. But then I realized that's something a sociopath would do
The more suicidal people there are, the less social people there are
Trying to get rich by winning the lottery is like trying to commit suicide on a commercial airliner.
Everyday, someone unknowingly takes the biggest poop of the day.
When you get drunk you're just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
Does your dog follow you into the bathroom because you follow him outside when he goes to the bathroom?
The person who proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar nazi.
Your shadowis the conformation that light has traveled 96 million miles just to fall a few feet short of the ground because of you.
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning", is the human equivalent of "Did you try turning it off and on?"
When Sweden plays Denmark, it makes SWE-DEN. The remaining letters are DEN-MARK.
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