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saw on FB someone made their wedding hashtag "KateAndScottieTieTheKnot" and not "KateAndScottieTieTheKnottie". #MissedOpportunities
After a good, deep cleaning, does anyone else think, “now it will be so much easier for detectives to find evidence if I’m murdered tonight”?
My kid wanted to know if you can see hair follicles from under the skin. So, I said, let’s look it up. Out of all the ways to google that, I googled “if you scalp someone, can you see their hair follicles”. And now I’m on so many watch lists. But, anyways, the answer is no.
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I couldn’t remember why I stowed my nespresso machine away two years ago... until I pulled it out yesterday and have already had 5 mocha lattes since. And that’s a-latte.
How do I become best friends with whoever made this? youtu.be/yOuej37EHiE
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Do you know how long it takes a 7 year old to write salamander? Long enough that I’m still reeling from it on Saturday morning. Next animal report we’re picking “ox”.
Haven’t tweeted since 2015. So after logging back in, I had to go through all my tweets and delete things so if I get famous I won’t get canceled. You know, tweets like “#amazeballs” and “cats rule, dogs drool.” #forgiveme
Just logged back into twitter. This didn’t age well....
If @AnnaKFaris & @prattprattpratt ever divorce, I will stop believing in love at that exact moment.The way he looked at her after SNL... 😍
@acewepeel I hate myself, but I'm literally better than everyone. - My mindset.
If @AnnaKFaris & @prattprattpratt ever divorce, I will stop believing in love at that exact moment.The way he looked at her after SNL... 😍
We're in pre-production with a pretty okay podcast coming soon.Follow us and stay tuned!! #YoureNotHelpingTheSituation #podcast #podcasting
Me and my super awesome pal are in preproduction of a kinda okay podcast. Jk. It'll be totally okay. @NotHelpingPod #podcast #Podcasting
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