Weasel
@SidekickWeasel
~Weapons expert and sort of sidekick to Deadpool~ [Bio to be edited soon]
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"Wonder If I could hack in to Tony Stark's computer and get Wade an Iron man suit.. Or change it up to a Deadpool one."
"Wade looks like a cooked testicle and he has a chick.."
"Dude.. No way."
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"Alright.. Alright.. Not everyone can find a chick like you did."
"Hey.. She's an interesting lady."
*hysterical laughter* Is that why you hit on Blind Al?
"Hey! I am good with the ladies."
"I could totally be a sidekick but I really don't want to."
"But you have your stuff to do man."
"Just bet on someone and when I come in I'll try and get you money."
"I have and they lost."
"Just bet on someone else."
"Exactly... I could have made it big."
"I know because of my amazing healing."
|| I need to go to work so replies on my lunch in about 5 hours
"But I am not going to win that bet."
"The only reason I'd cock punch you is because you betted on me in the Deadpool."
"It's great actually.. I wouldn't change it for the world."
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