Mayor Zach Jackson
@SimNewsTicker
I'm Mayor Zach Jackson, giving you the news on what's happening in SimCity.
Local Bowling Alley Being Overrun By Sims Wondering, "Where's All The Bowling Balls?"
In Other News, Ben Standard Is Complaining About The Amount Of Buses On The Road, "Get A Damn Car, Sim-holes."
SimCity Municipal Elections Are Coming Up. Be Sure To Vote! More Schools And More Llama Theme Parks Is My Promise!
Today Will Be Sunny With A Chance Of Someone Complaining About The Subway System.
It's Raining Cats And Dogs In SimCity. Sim Weather Forecasters Baffled.
Bob Newbie is In Town, People Ask How To Live Their Lives Like The Master.
Everyone On The Streets, Watching the Amazing Talking Dog, "It Thinks Its People, It Said So."
March 21st. Slow News Day. Oh, The Mayor is Back From His Vacation.
Annual Pie Baking Contest Awards Winner With Lifetime Supply of Cake.
Local Farm's Cow Stolen and Replaced With Cardboard Cutout.
SimCity Citizens Scramble To Get Ice Cream, A Spelling Mistake Was Found On The Ticker: "Cone". Here At @SimNewsTicker, Apologize.
Sims have cone to a realisation that today is the the last day to get signed up for the big race tomorrow.
With The Warm Season Coming, Time For Some Good Old Fashioned Spring Cleaning. SimCity Mandated Cleaning. Clean.
New Video Game "Sim of Duty" Comes Out This Tuesday. Sims Already Lining Up At Stores.
2 Out Of 5 Sims Want More Pop Music. The Other 3 Want It To Stop.
Public Displays Of Affection Common Sight Near City Hall. Because Doing It Anywhere Else Wouldn't Be As Good.
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