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Simon Cvijanović

@SimonCvijanovic

(the lobotomized version)

Stop for a second and tell yourself, “I love you.”


I’ve come to realize that all of my “religious beliefs” are in fact devotions of ignorance.


Tribalism is not a religion.


Fiduciary logic functions at room temp.


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BREAKING: Clothing stores like Fabletics now have a Tariff Surcharge Line Item. This is the new norm in the Trump economy. I commend any companies who do this. Transparency is good and at least we know why our prices went up.

krassenstein's tweet image. BREAKING: Clothing stores like Fabletics now have a Tariff Surcharge Line Item. 

This is the new norm in the Trump economy. 

I commend any companies who do this. Transparency is good and at least we know why our prices went up.


One time, I left the ‘universe’; my soul inverted, and I came out a crystal orb at the head of a staff. As I spun around, there was giant bearded man waiting for me. He laughed in a way that felt condensing, and I abruptly fell back into the orb to my body. My heart was pounding.

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🎶 99 Plasmakugeln 🎶


You’d think Alexa would be better at her job by now.


You’re not even remotely sympathetic until you realize telekinetics.


Weight classes. No age restriction. No gender segregation.


Simon Cvijanović reposted

I wouldn’t be doing my killjoy job if I didn’t note that the Super Bowl is ultimately a celebration of commodified human sacrifice predicated on racialized structural coercion. In other words, it goes against a whole lot of folks’ stated principles. Just saying.


Shadows cast in the spotlight become friends in the darkness.


Football Mark.

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Couldn’t agree more adjacently.

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This leaves no reason for gender segregation in sport.

Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights. Trans women belong in women's sports.



When I hear a whistle blow, I forget you are my brother.


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