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Simon K Read

@SimonKRead

Cardiff based eccentric with genuinely no hope for the future - a rotting bag of meat with a gentle smile

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Just did a corned beef burp - weird, I'm a pescatarian!


What am I going to eat? I mean, I have no money, no friends, no Issues left, I think this may be it...if only I could go to Truffles


Plus, I love Mexicans!


The art looks good in the photo, could do with seeing the texture of the brushstrokes in each section before committing...


Off to see a Mexican about a triptych today - hope it's not as chilly as it was three days ago...


Morning @simonmread @simonlread - are we ready for world domination yet?


Well, @SimonLRead is talking to me, but there's not been a dicky bird from @Simonmread - how you doing champ?


Happy Canada DAY! Wow! Those guys are lovely...all of them, without fail...


There are 26 Simon Reads in the world - we are rare! When we all conjoin, as we naturally will, our vocabularies will explode into colour!


#MentionToPeopleWhoILove I really flippin' love Ronan Keating - he's such a gem! And SO talented @ronanofficial


All the ladies at the party, come on, and shake your booties, yeah!


I once met a guy who tugged his own ball sac for fun, just stood around, tugging...nice guy, but a bit distracting...


It's SKaRy when someone has a similar name to you...


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