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catch me as the lead actor in Willow (1988)
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I'm writing a little something about the Cool Jew. To my mind, Elliot Gould invented it, Jeff Goldblum carried the torch, and Ben Stiller was the last to pull it off. Who am I forgetting? I don't think Sandler is cool enough, and Chalamet isn't Jew enough.
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Same :(
Dear @elonmusk I cannot understand how this can possibly be. Am I missing something?
If you live in a fish tank you think that shitty sandcastle is buckingham palace
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Podcasts made me realize how boring people really are :(
Ive been farting and aiming it at new york for decades. Wildfire smoke is much better.
Its been over a decade since I last saw someone riding dirty 😭
1-Jimi Hendrix 2-Jimmy Page 3-Ace Frehely 4-Adrian Smith 5-Lindsay Buckingham guys who's ass I could kick no problem anyday
All apps are dating apps if you got game. I met my girl on Paramount +
Accidentally told the uber driver i love you but meant to say ‘i fucking love you’
Game show where you guess which song was written by Ai: so you think you can blade run?
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