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catch me as the lead actor in Willow (1988)

Trump and Rogan melded bodies and are walking around screaming with 4 legs and 2 heads ‘the substance’ style? No? Nevermind then


Because of climate change, at this moment, every single actor on the PLANET is now only 3 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.


Clementine Italian soda? You mean FANTA


Turns out your either a Sinéad or a peewee


Joker origins: Napoleon


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Can’t believe neither me or @thelevfershow made this list

I'm writing a little something about the Cool Jew. To my mind, Elliot Gould invented it, Jeff Goldblum carried the torch, and Ben Stiller was the last to pull it off. Who am I forgetting? I don't think Sandler is cool enough, and Chalamet isn't Jew enough.

noahgittell's tweet image. I'm writing a little something about the Cool Jew. To my mind, Elliot Gould invented it, Jeff Goldblum carried the torch, and Ben Stiller was the last to pull it off.

Who am I forgetting? I don't think Sandler is cool enough, and Chalamet isn't Jew enough.
noahgittell's tweet image. I'm writing a little something about the Cool Jew. To my mind, Elliot Gould invented it, Jeff Goldblum carried the torch, and Ben Stiller was the last to pull it off.

Who am I forgetting? I don't think Sandler is cool enough, and Chalamet isn't Jew enough.
noahgittell's tweet image. I'm writing a little something about the Cool Jew. To my mind, Elliot Gould invented it, Jeff Goldblum carried the torch, and Ben Stiller was the last to pull it off.

Who am I forgetting? I don't think Sandler is cool enough, and Chalamet isn't Jew enough.


Dont be tempted to do a submarine jokes. Go deeper


Same :(

Dear @elonmusk I cannot understand how this can possibly be. Am I missing something?

jordanbpeterson's tweet image. Dear @elonmusk I cannot understand how this can possibly be. Am I missing something?


If you live in a fish tank you think that shitty sandcastle is buckingham palace


Extremely progressive insta story feed be like: -BURY THE RICH BENEATH THE EARHT THEY DESTROYED -check out this salad!


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We are delighted to present the amazing design by Vikki Wiercinski for this year's Edmonton International Street Performers Festival!! There is only one month left until the fun and amazement begins! Mark your calendars, July 7th-16th at Churchill Square!! See you there! 📷

YegStreetFest's tweet image. We are delighted to present the amazing design by Vikki Wiercinski for this year's Edmonton International Street Performers Festival!!
There is only one month left until the fun and amazement begins!
Mark your calendars, July 7th-16th at Churchill Square!!
See you there! 📷

Podcasts made me realize how boring people really are :(


Ive been farting and aiming it at new york for decades. Wildfire smoke is much better.


Im gunna cry when Billy Joel dies


Its been over a decade since I last saw someone riding dirty 😭


1-Jimi Hendrix 2-Jimmy Page 3-Ace Frehely 4-Adrian Smith 5-Lindsay Buckingham guys who's ass I could kick no problem anyday


All apps are dating apps if you got game. I met my girl on Paramount +


Accidentally told the uber driver i love you but meant to say ‘i fucking love you’


Game show where you guess which song was written by Ai: so you think you can blade run?


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