Simone 'Sassy Chicken' Green
@SimoneSCG
✨ Freelance Artist and Illustrator ✨ 'We're never going to find the new unless we get a little crazy' - Radical Play ((forever an Unus)) *she/her/they*
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New goal: - Have one year without being singled out as 'the fat one' OR - Not care next time
Fallen down a black hole because the crushing reality that absolutely nothing is 100% what it seems is just too much. I need certainty now and I can't even trust ingredients lists.
ARTISTS OF TWITTER! May all your insta-reels be better than mine 😂 I'm doing my best! instagram.com/reel/Ci-CoP-pK…
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Art In Insanity (@artininsanity) • Instagram reel
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Listening to a kid in the alley make excessive fart sounds and then blame his Dad because "It must have been a boy because it SMELLS and there are only 3 girls and 2 boys and it wasn't me so it must have been you, Dad" then ponder loudly whether his grandma is a boy. Top comedy.
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When your dog destroys every toy so you gotta become Sid from Toy Story...
There is currently a massive cannibal slug in my yard.
Kept hearing @MatPatGT talking about #Battington tapes... Completely misheard him everytime... Watching in horror like 'my guy where the fk is Paddington.'
28 years without ever having been stung by a wasp or a bee. Then today some ninja wasp asshole decides to jab me in my leg through my leggings! It hurts more than I thought it would. Wasps can buzz off.
If anyone happens to fall through to the backrooms and come across a squeaky tennis ball... It's my dog's. Thank you.
I just realised I used to have soy sauce in the house exclusively for pot noodles. Now I actually cook with it. I'm all grown up. *wipes tear from eye*
To everyone who tried to get me to watch Encanto since it came out: This was all you had to show me. This alone would have worked.
I guess you don't realise how much you actually use your non-dominant hand for until you pour freshly boiled kettle water on it... 🤣💁♀️🔥
Draws 20 hands. Decides life isn't hard enough and starts working with digital chalk for the next 10. 🤣💁♀️ #ArtistOnTwitter #100handschallenge #100hands #digitalart #handstudy #anatomystudy #lightstudy
Fantasy novel lovers! It was an honor to beta-read this book, and an even bigger honor to work on the cover art! Go find out more about GoulCrest by Alicia Jeanne and PreOrder on Amazon: amazon.co.uk/GoulCrest-Book… #newfantasy #fantasynovelist #fantasyart #coverart #preorder #ebook
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