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Unofficial Quotes from The Simpsons!

Wow, look at him go. You’re the real lord of the dance Homer. -Bono #simpsons


Hello everybody, sparkle sparkle! #Simpsons


Did you hear that kids? Brown! #simpsons


And here come the pretzels. #Simpsons


STOP STOP... He's already dead!!! #Simpsons


It's Krusterific Johnny Unitus, but is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? #Simpsons


It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!? YOU STUPID MONKEYS! #Simpsons


Lady, he's putting my kids through college!


... And with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wigum. *flutes* That's some nice fluting boy.


We have 3 grandpas already. But this ones a jazz musician. They all are! #Simpsons


Hello, I'm Dr.Cheeks, I'm doing my rounds and I'm... A little behind. #Simpsons


Oh look, here comes lumpy the school snake. #Simpsons


Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces! #Simpsons


HACK THE BONE! HACK THE BONE! #Simpsons


Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate! #Simpsons


Careful, they're ruffled! #Simpsons


Oh no, I've killed Wilson! Looks like it's back to jail for me! WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF #Simpsons


Stupid Lisa Grabageface. #Simpsons


Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on. #Simpsons


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