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@SimpleJackCap
Simple/Dumb. Trade with your heart not your brain. All trading strategies are derived from a robust zero step process.
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When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a Friday after you both said you were working from home

Not to get political but any business that calculates tip based on the post-tax total should be sent to Gator Gitmo

When you ask a finance bro why he’s still wearing his branded vest even though its 120 degrees outside

Being on a US airbase during an Iranian missile attack is safer than riding the subway in NYC
“AHHH I’M THE FORDOW NUCLEAR FACILITY IN IRAN AND I DON’T WORK ANYMORE AHHH!”

Elon: I love Trump Trump: Elon is a great guy Elon: Trump: Elon: Actually you know what? Pedophile Trump: Marines to LA
Liberals about to flip from burning to buying Teslas again

Sir a second Mexican ship has hit the Brooklyn Bridge

Trump taking credit for the tariff-pause stock rally is like me expecting my wife to allow a golf trip because I broke up with my girlfriend
The bad news: everyone’s 401k is getting diddled The good news: new wave of OnlyFans content about to drop
Your outie thinks tariffs are good for the economy

Trump’s tariff strategy
20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

Elon must’ve cut USAID to the referees. The Chiefs are getting fucking steamrolled
Me watching my accountant claim $2million of trading losses in FartCoin against my $37k salary

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