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When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a Friday after you both said you were working from home

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Trump admin right now:


Not to get political but any business that calculates tip based on the post-tax total should be sent to Gator Gitmo

SimpleJackCap's tweet image. Not to get political but any business that calculates tip based on the post-tax total should be sent to Gator Gitmo

When you ask a finance bro why he’s still wearing his branded vest even though its 120 degrees outside

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Being on a US airbase during an Iranian missile attack is safer than riding the subway in NYC


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“AHHH I’M THE FORDOW NUCLEAR FACILITY IN IRAN AND I DON’T WORK ANYMORE AHHH!”

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What a time to be (briefly) alive

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No one: Oil bears when WW3 starts:

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Oil bears when WW3 starts:

Elon: I love Trump Trump: Elon is a great guy Elon: Trump: Elon: Actually you know what? Pedophile Trump: Marines to LA


Liberals about to flip from burning to buying Teslas again

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Sir a second Mexican ship has hit the Brooklyn Bridge

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Trump taking credit for the tariff-pause stock rally is like me expecting my wife to allow a golf trip because I broke up with my girlfriend


The bad news: everyone’s 401k is getting diddled The good news: new wave of OnlyFans content about to drop


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Your outie thinks tariffs are good for the economy

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Trump’s tariff strategy

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20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

HighyieldHarry's tweet image. 20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

“This isn’t real music”

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Elon must’ve cut USAID to the referees. The Chiefs are getting fucking steamrolled


Me watching my accountant claim $2million of trading losses in FartCoin against my $37k salary

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