College kids if could please not stay around your high school and steal the high school girls this would be appreciated
Why do girls always think the guy MUST text first or always expect us to come up with a topic after they give us a one word answer? #notfair
Listen lady, I'm thrilled your kids are doing well in middle school. But if you keep driving 25 under I will ram my car into yours.
I hate it when I bite a Popsicle, and my teeth scrape across the side of it. #Chills
Old lady at the grocery store has to question every sale that was listed in the paper. Ends up 17 cents richer, 52 minutes older #really?
Ask someone "why" and expect a legitimate reason. End up with an earful of bullshit #really?
Singing a song.. Part comes you don't know, make noises until you know it again #lookrealstupid
Go to get into the car.. Pull as soon as driver unlocks, 9,000 times before you can actually get in the car #really?
Pay.. Can't get money in wallet.. Stand awkwardly at counter #really?
Shoot paper at garbage can from 2 feet away.. Miss.. Gotta get up to put it in the garbage can #really?
See someone you only talk to in school, outside of school.. #super awkward
Finish your crap.. Grab toilet paper.. Nothing there.. #really?
Never saying "same as him" about my guy in front of me buying movie tickets. Wanted immortals. And ended up seeing puss in boots.
Favorite part about eating with friends, being nice to the waitress so she spits in everyone else's food but mine.
Just made eye contact with the person in the car next to me #awkward tweet #PeopleProbz
Tried to order a milkshake, the waitress was gone before I even started talking. #PeopleProbz
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