Simpletons & Lairs
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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
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Tis the season the young ladies are wearing too much of not enough!
Wow, I am wondering why everyday can't be an alcoholiday.
Here is an idea, I won't ever have a hangover, if I just stay drunk!
I am a spoiled child she exclaimed! and I deserve all that I get.
I don't mind at all if you look at your watch to see what time it is what really bugs me when you put it to your ear to see if it running.
Seriously, he thought he was being kind to me & let me hear his conversation I cared for him, but I found out i was clearly a cunt & whore.
So it has been raining all day. I guess you think mother nature is pretty generous!
See that man? He will go far. Because he believes every word that comes out of her mouth.
The people most preoccupied with titles and status are usually the least deserving of them.
Fair warning: if you wear those ugly rubber shoes this summer you will be Croc blocked.
Growing up isnt easy. Have you ever felt that your parents are unjust & everything is going wrong, & no one understands you? I am just 56.
Really you still carry a little black book? Just wanted to let you know we have smart phones now that will save the names & numbers!
Impractical people cherish odd, unimportant things of no apparent value to anyone but themselves!
You should try to be more like your Aunt Margaret! *when she was a whore, or now a grumpy bitch?
I invited him over for dinner, and after dinner he asked what was for dessert? I said dont know didnt make nothing!
Compassion is to the moral nature what is the sun to the earth.
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