Sasshole ❣️
@SimplySmartAssy
Sarcastic. Positive. Uncensored. Taken. I'm just here to vent, provide entertainment, and make friends.
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Type "my vagina is" and then press the center button until it makes a sentence. Quote tweet the results. Go!!
What we all just really want is a Goodbye Earl type of friendship
YO BUT WHEN YOUR THUMB GOT PICKED AND YOUR CRUSH WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE PICKING AND YOU GOT ALL HAPPY BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY PICKED YOU 😂😂
Insulting country music by saying it's just music about tractors shows that you've never actually listened to more than 2 country songs
When someone asks for other people's opinions but then gets mad when they share it...
Why do I feel like this week has been dragging
"What y'all mad about today?" The Subway club doesn't even come with bacon on it. I ain't never heard of a club sandwich WITHOUT BACON 😡
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People on Twitter "omg stop shaming people you fat, ugly bitch. Go die"
Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever had fake nails on my toenails
Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever been divorced.
Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever ditched my friends for a bf/gf
Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever dyed my hair a crazy color.
Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever cheated.
Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever had a threesome.
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