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@SimpsonNOT

One day you'll be just a memory to people, so make sure you're a good one.


iOS 7 tells you whenever someone screenshots your messages... It's a whole new game now.


So True...


Hungry ...


4xy+5x+-27b = b²-5x+(-14x) "Fuck this shit, I'll work at McDonalds!"


Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist.


Liking 2,198 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret in life.


I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't want to remember.


There are 3 things our brain will always notice first, they are food, sex and danger.


Don't fall in love. You will get feelings & die.


RT if you ever have that mini heart-attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket.


If you are talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass.


Sarcasm is the best answer to a stupid question.


being uncomfortable in your own school👎


Some people try to hard to make an impression.


The more I see, the less I know for sure


*chair creates farting noise* *moves around in chair to recreate the noise and prove that it wasn't a fart*


Having only one headphone working is like the end of the world...


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