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Single Summer

@SingleSummer_

Living a shenanigan filled life as a single twenty something. A southern, city girl who gets to have the best of both worlds. #singlegirlwolfpack

My life is one big #SingleGirlPerk. Out living y'all, be back later!


You hurt my feelings, so you can go FUCK YOURSELF


That last tweet will self destruct in approximately 10 minutes


I'm so annoyed because hug and fuck DO NOT RHYME


Sorry I haven't been tweeting. I've been in mourning ever since @adamlevine's engagement was announced.


6:28 AM: Just walked into my apt in last nights dress, barefoot, and holding my bra.


@pathetic_girl: Is anyone available to teach me how to have power over men?” Stop caring. Gives you all the power in the world!


HE DID NOT JUST THROW THAT RING OUT THE WINDOW


Y'all need to stop with the "Drew is gay" tweets. He's just a sweetheart and judging by his kiss, he's a tiger in bed. #rawr #Bachelorette


Drew is gorgeous and sweet and adorably shy AND I LOVE HIM 😍


If I were on The Bachelor, I would have to rent a fake family.


The secret to truly enjoying #TheBachelorette: less watching, more tweeting.


Single Summer reposted

Hometown visits are my favorite. The crazypants realllllly come out in full force #LoudAndProud #TheBachelorette


Sometimes I forget I live on the first floor and get caught naked by the neighbor walking his dog. Oh heyyy I'm accepting tip$


"Single" and "Slut" are NOT synonymous.


My hair should be a lot blonder at this point in the summer. All this rain is killing my look. #FirstWorldProblems


I'm like the dopest dope you've ever smoked.


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