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Sir Floret

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Hello 💚


Ever been scuba diving or snorkeling??

SirFloret's tweet image. Ever been scuba diving or snorkeling??

My first snow!! May have over bundled.


Is it too early to decorate for Christmas?


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Floret Jr. Versión de un dibujo de @gravotopia

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Versión de un dibujo de @gravotopia

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Floret Jr. teaches yoga to the Fresón Enmascarado

superfresonero's tweet image. Floret Jr. teaches yoga to the Fresón Enmascarado

Took a hike with one of my biggest haters!


Good morning! Sometimes I get a little too zen during yoga! 🫛


Happy Friday morning friends! Happy National Pasta Day!


Great day for a hike with friends 🫛


Happy humping Wednesday! Not sure I said that correctly. 🤔 Hope your coffee was just right, mine was too damn hot!


Good Friday Morning! Produce Lives Matter 🫛


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Somehow it feels like we have lost our sense of whimsy as a society. Quirky little things (like cheeseburger stools at McDonalds, eye-catching fast food restaurant decor, Steven Spielberg movies, Chick-Fil-A cow sculptures, etc.) that used to make everyday life interesting have…


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Cuando los vecinos del distrito de Gracia de Barcelona lo oigan aullar, que no se asusten: el Lobo Verde es vegetariano. El único que tendría que preocuparse es el bueno de Floret Jr., criatura de @SirFloret y asiduo a la Fresicueva del parque Güell

superfresonero's tweet image. Cuando los vecinos del distrito de Gracia de Barcelona lo oigan aullar, que no se asusten: el Lobo Verde es vegetariano. El único que tendría que preocuparse es el bueno de Floret Jr., criatura de @SirFloret y asiduo a la Fresicueva del parque Güell

Good morning and Happy National Taco Day!!


It’s a full moon! Weird things are happening!


National Get Funky Day, go make some fun!


Because of the confusion over my produce identity, she put me in therapy…

SirFloret's tweet image. Because of the confusion over my produce identity, she put me in therapy…

Happy National Produce Misting Day!


Hey all, still exploring my produce identity….this is still feeling pretty good. Please don’t mis-produce me during this time of exploring MY TRUTH.

Everyone, please stop saying I’m a broccoli. I am a strawberry!!!

SirFloret's tweet image. Everyone, please stop saying I’m a broccoli. 

I am a strawberry!!!


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