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We're going to die, so cheer up ol' boy.

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“Guy who works in eastway that wears cool pants and shoes all the time!!! U r cool and I like u”


Go read my new book, Of Dogs and Men, published on Amazon! Any criticism is appreciated and encouraged. Link in Bio 🤠


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BREAKING: Trump wins Ohio. Hillary supporters: "You people deserve the Browns."


Pj: Fuck em' and leave em right Pat? Pat Miles: Yeah women are objects, not people. ( my friends>> )


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The Tarp in the 10th inning of the World Series! Thank you space exploration! Satellites rule!


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Do you think our four fathers killed hitler and stopped the Russians so that you could blow vapenados?


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A person who can't really sit as if there were nothing else to do also won't be able to act because he'll never be completely all here.


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Tom Brady is back. Wow. This is like when McDonald's brought back the McRib. Give me a number 12 with a side of touchdowns, man. I love it.


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We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.


I want you, even more than I did before


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He always thinks of the second and third pieces of cake while he is eating the first, and thus is never satisfied with any of them.


Only Mario can cure these thoughts today


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“2 paws up, I don’t give a fuck, I’m a big dog lil nigga yous a pup”

WORLDSTAR's tweet image. “2 paws up, I don’t give a fuck, I’m a big dog lil nigga yous a pup”

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