Skill Me Now
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The Weather Channel should name snow storms after their anchors. "Snow Storm Danielle Banks kills 50."
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Mitt Romney should get into the link shortening business. Who wouldn't want to send a Mitt.ly?
New #SkillMeNow! Just in time for Fatsgiving! "How to Lose Weight"! Exclamation point! Another! One more! Ok watch! bit.ly/TxX5tz
Did it hurt? When you did all those stunts in Sky Fall? #HowToPickUp007
And that's how to survive a hurricane! Keep it here for more great tips!
Step 5: But you really know it's your neighbors. They're out there. Without supplies now. It's your fault. It will haunt you. Forever.
Step 4: Return home, board up your place and build a pillow fort! Don't heed the knocking at your door, it's probably just the wind. #Sandy
Step 2: You're gonna need snacks too. Raid their fridge. Step 3: Their pet rabbit is kinda cute. You'll need company. TAKE IT. #Sandy
How to survive a hurricane: You'll need duct tape, flashlight, batteries, water. Step 1: Break into neighbor's house for supplies. #Sandy
I wrote a blog. It's called "Skill Me Then" it has pictures and stories and OH JUST CLICK IT OK!? -> mondomedia.com/blog/skill-me-… #TheStoryofSMN
Step 4: Become president. Turn your country into a totalitarian state. Have the opposition executed. And that's how to debate. #FinalDebate
Step 3: Force them to mouth: "YOU WIN, YOU WIN" by squeezing their cheeks.
How to Debate. You'll need a flag lapel, a moderator, blue wall paper. Step 1: Speak for 2 minutes. Step 2: Grab moderator's face.
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