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Intern Problems

@Slacker_Intern

Get your own damn coffee.

Don't worry friends I haven't died or gotten a real job yet. I'll start tweeting more about my adventures of unemployment ;-)


Who gives a FUCK about #Hostess going under. Fuck yourselves, and your goddamn twinkies.


Be sure to go out and VOTE today! And if you're in MN please VOTE NO as well!


I literally feel like I lose brain cells while at work somedays. #InternProblems


I told my dad about my internship ending and his response was "So. Don't u hate that fucking place anyway?" Ahh the support #InternProblems


Since I have less than a week left here, I'm taking an hour lunch, and you can all fuck off. #InternProblems


If it's possible I will try and do less work until then, and be more wasted. #InternProblems


Well, looks like because our ecomony sucks, and there budget cuts, my internship is ending next week. #InternProblems


I'm leaving work 4 hours early today, to go on a job interview. They think I'm going to the doctor. What suckers. #InternProblems


Another reason I need to be living in New York. Mandatory Stay at Home and Get Wasted because of the weather. #InternProblems


I just want everyone at work to SHUT THE FUCK UP! #InternProblems


I've been MIA for a little while... Still hating my job, and my life. How are you all doing? #InternProblems


I want to intern in Europe. I could do a two hour lunch, and have wine! #InternProblems


My co-workers always try and talk to me while I'm in the bathroom. I'm trying to take a fucking shit here, do you mine?! #InternProblems


I found out today that I'm not the only one who drinks in their car during lunch. #InternProblems


There's a woman changing her kids diaper in the gallery at this opening. #InternProblems


I'm at an art opening, and I'm trying to break up this hot guy with his boyfriend. #InternProblems


I just told someone at the bar that I would cut them.


I might call in "sick" tomorrow. I'm getting too wasted at the bar. #InternProblems


My boss just asked what "bitch slap" means. My day has been made. #InternProblems


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