SleepTalk13
@SleepTalk13
My husband talks in his sleep and says the most random things. After listening to him for 15 years I've finally decided to start keeping track of these gems.
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Sleeping Husband: Sit. Sit. Siiiiit. Sit. Sit down. Sit. Sit! (Awake Dog sits next to Sleeping Husband) Good boy!
Sleeping Husband: Roger that. No! No! No! Don't do it! Because I like Brussels sprout.
Napping Husband (apparently he dreams about food a lot because we JUST ate lunch): Excuse me, do you have any fish sticks?
Sleeping Husband (yelling like Sloth in #TheGoonies): HEY YOU GUYS!!!
I must preface this by stating that my husband's name is Adam. Or so I thought... Sleeping Husband: Hello? Yes, this is Mark.
Sleeping Husband (tapping my shoulder): Do you have any cherries?
Wondering how you got here? Popcorn13 had too many technical issues so we'll entertain you with sleep talk instead. Welcome to SleepTalk13!
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