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“Spooky!! Did you know I made that sudden flash?”
Him: *sits up straight* “Did my timer go off?!?” Me: “No.” Him: “Okay, but I had a timer for my blanket? And my blanket??” Me: “It’s okay, I’m just coming to bed.” Him: “Oh well, whatever then. No timer.”
“It was the best of times… it was the worst of times… Meow.”
Him: “Do you need any help?” Me: “No, I’m okay.” Him: “I can help with the metal.” Me: “What?” Him: “I can bendy bend. With the metal. Like pipes.” Me: “I’m good.” Him: “But I can bendy bend. I like pipes.”
Him: “The Unfortunate Events book is really good.” Me: “Yeah?” Him: “It’s my messiah.”
*cat runs across the bed* Him: “Hmm…” Me: “Hmm?” Him: “Something jolted me awake. Something about crab rangoons. Wanna wrestle, kitty cats?”
“The cat is a video game. The pillow is soft.”
“That’s the only cat we haven’t heard from.”
Him: “I have Captain America’s Shield!” *pause* Him: “Quick! Where’s Hawkeye?!”
“Mmm yes. Win that turntable for me. That would be greaaaaat.”
Him: “Let’s go get a pizza.” Him: “We have pepperonis at home.” Him: “Fuck you.”
Him: “I think it’s really cool they used subways.” Me: “What?” Him: “I want the Russian headband from Breathe of the Wild.”
“Are you working remotely yet? REMOTELY. REMOTELY. REMOTELY”
“The spots are off. The spots are off. The spots are off.”
Him:”If you were wondering who shot you, it was me. I shot you.” Me: “Oh….okay.” Him: “Wait… did I shoot you?” Me: “You tell me.” Him: “Oh no… did it hurt?” Me: “…yes” Him: “I don’t think I shot you.”
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