Matthew Patel
@SlickPatel
Ramona's FIRST Evil Ex Boyfriend. Slick like no other, with a passion for pirates and the dance.
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@beautifulxlie86 I seem to be a bit late, but I was asked to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. Never let it be said I do nothing for my FANS
I can use my MYSTICAL POWERS to cook a lovely roast dinner using only my hands! It is good to be MATTHEW PATEL!!
Do not test me, PILGRIM! I will FIGHT YOU for her! RT @_ScottPilgrim_: I think I'm in love with that actress from The Thing.
I am not surprised by the fact that THAT FILM won two Scream Awards. Any movie with even a flawed depiction of myself is sure to CLEAN UP!!!
Very good to know... RT @_ScottPilgrim_: Ladies dressed as horses. #ThingsIFear
Retweeting oneself is for arrogant fools who believe themselves more intelligent than they actually ARE!!!
Today! It's UNfollow Friday! I implore you all to to UN-#ff that IDIOT @_ScottPilgrim_ !
Michael Crawford is a singing accountant compared to myself! One day I shall become the greatest Phantom that EVER LIVED!!!!!
@SolidFNSnake Oh, no, nothing. Just paying my respects to the greatest show of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!!!
And yet, I only get bit parts in all the plays I try out for! Well, I'll show them. I'll show them ALL!!! I am the SHOWSTOPPER!!!
I am surrounded by untalented actors who wouldn't know how to stay in character if it meant the difference between life and DEATH!!!
Sometimes when I do not feel like typing I sit in the other room and yell at my Demon Hipster Chicks what to tweet. I am a very busy man!!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES NOT PUT EVERY ACTION I PERFORM INTO WORDS?? *he says as he slowly rises into the air gloriously, hands on fire*
Hm, it's PILGRIM'S birthday. I must see to it that he does not have another.
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- 1. Jack Smith N/A
- 2. Fanone N/A
- 3. Arlington N/A
- 4. Fable N/A
- 5. Stanford N/A
- 6. He-Man N/A
- 7. Titanic N/A
- 8. Sinners N/A
- 9. Gore N/A
- 10. Don Lemon N/A
- 11. Ivan N/A
- 12. Rich Paul N/A
- 13. Maki N/A
- 14. Oscar N/A
- 15. MetLife N/A
- 16. Nehls N/A
- 17. Hanoi Jane N/A
- 18. Brex N/A
- 19. Nats N/A
- 20. #BTS_ARIRANG N/A
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