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Matthew Patel

@SlickPatel

Ramona's FIRST Evil Ex Boyfriend. Slick like no other, with a passion for pirates and the dance.

@beautifulxlie86 I seem to be a bit late, but I was asked to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. Never let it be said I do nothing for my FANS


I can use my MYSTICAL POWERS to cook a lovely roast dinner using only my hands! It is good to be MATTHEW PATEL!!


@SolidFNSnake Character drama, you say?!


Matthew Patel reposted

[Joke to hide the pain]


Do not test me, PILGRIM! I will FIGHT YOU for her! RT @_ScottPilgrim_: I think I'm in love with that actress from The Thing.


I am not surprised by the fact that THAT FILM won two Scream Awards. Any movie with even a flawed depiction of myself is sure to CLEAN UP!!!


Very good to know... RT @_ScottPilgrim_: Ladies dressed as horses. #ThingsIFear


Retweeting oneself is for arrogant fools who believe themselves more intelligent than they actually ARE!!!


Today! It's UNfollow Friday! I implore you all to to UN-#ff that IDIOT @_ScottPilgrim_ !


Michael Crawford is a singing accountant compared to myself! One day I shall become the greatest Phantom that EVER LIVED!!!!!


@SolidFNSnake Oh, no, nothing. Just paying my respects to the greatest show of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!!!


Hide your face so the world can never find you.


And yet, I only get bit parts in all the plays I try out for! Well, I'll show them. I'll show them ALL!!! I am the SHOWSTOPPER!!!


I am surrounded by untalented actors who wouldn't know how to stay in character if it meant the difference between life and DEATH!!!


Sometimes when I do not feel like typing I sit in the other room and yell at my Demon Hipster Chicks what to tweet. I am a very busy man!!


AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES NOT PUT EVERY ACTION I PERFORM INTO WORDS?? *he says as he slowly rises into the air gloriously, hands on fire*


NO ONE EVER COMES TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES!!!


Hm, it's PILGRIM'S birthday. I must see to it that he does not have another.


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