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Slightly Humorous

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"I only drink diet water cause I'm not a fatass" - my health coach


"You only live once" - Jesus making fun of drake


Only had enough oil for one dab but stayed high for 8 days #HanukkahMiracle


Thanksgiving tip #3: there must be at least a 1:3 bathroom per person ratio


Thanksgiving tip #2: bitch betta have my gravy


Thanksgiving tip #1: hit a bowl before the meal for amble feasting


"I need a good stuffing" - whore, whose making stuffing for thanksgiving


"And what's the deal with airline food" - comedian who can't afford a plane ticket


Whenever you're stuck in traffic, just remember... At least you're not stuck in Nebraska


A picture of tits just followed me... Yay


The color of your skin doesnt matter...Except for your chance of being picked first in pickup basketball.. And chance of getting skin cancer


The original 2 chainz

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"2 + 2 = you're a whore" - how I broke up with my girlfriend in kindergarten


Taylor Swift is the most innocent prostitute of all time


Hippies are like my expectations: way too high


Why do black people think I love crackers?


Everyone is hating on the NSA but I think they're good listeners


"Fuck this shit" - guy who is constipated


Why do late night Comedy Central commercials think I am a old lonely horny guy who can't get an erection without medicine #ItsTrue


Are you Native American? cuz I'd poke your hontas...


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