Lyl
@SlightlyOffABit
Retired Army, morbidly dark sense of humor...๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฃโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐น
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Ready to blow her mind for Sunday date night, how you might ask?? Iโll be cooking duck.
There are bigger problems in the world than boys who kiss boys and girls who kiss girls.
And now Iโm about to get an at home pedicure... I am absolutely spoiled today and I love it!
She made me breakfast in bed and told me that it was my day off from all responsibilities because itโs Veterans Day. Sheโs absolutely amazing!!! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Me picking up crumbs from the floor; Her: Why are you picking those up when the majority is on the catโs back? And I die laughing.... ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฅ
I believe LGBTQ+ rights are human rights โ and they are on the ballot tomorrow. Vote: iwillvote.com
#Halloween2020 I did our makeup for a Halloween contest and got 2nd place. Thereโs always next year!
I definitely donโt remember asking for snow for date night. Yuck...
Lunatic! Belongs in jail MT *McguireScotty YouTube Aspiring Polish model and actress Julia Slonska used a hammer to hack off the nose of an 18th-century statue to increase followers Crime carries a penalty 6 months to 8 yrs in prison Rt *ForcedHappenst1
In all of her life she has never tried true southern cookin, oh boy.... Sheโs about to have her mind blown! LOL
โWe need to talkโ is the WORST and gets my anxiety high as fuck .
So the date is TONIGHT and my anxiety is through the roof!! ๐ฅต๐ ๐
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