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ICE agents are HUMANS who NEVER brush their teeth or wash their legs bc bath time is SCARY for them and puts them on edge. They CHOOSE to do terrible things bc NO ONE thought they were cool in high school

Do you know that ICE agents aren’t robots? They are HUMANS. Humans who are men and women doing a job that can be a very scary job. A job that has and always will be necessary. When they are put in a terribly scary position and they are already on edge TERRIBLE things happen that



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"You get sad, Harry. *Too* sad. People can't get that sad. It's impossible to watch..."

JamrockHobo's tweet image. "You get sad, Harry. *Too* sad. People can't get that sad. It's impossible to watch..."


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A grin is a dead giveaway that you're bearing it


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How the fuck are people so afraid of anal? Just because a train passes through every 8 hours doesn’t mean you can’t play on the railroad tracks for 30 minutes in between


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people would rather TOP a TWINK than STOP and THINK


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Do you know why the "preppers" are losing their shit? Because this wasn't the apocalypse they were promised. They were promised a wasteland; a sudden destruction of everything; with bodies littering the streets and a massive power vacuum, which they would get to fill.


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