Susan Boyle
@SluttySubo
I'm a filthy opera singer that loves getting strummed to the sound of dubstep. #LeaveItYeah Parody account - Created by @JoePettit2 and @Lecman_Teng
“@GaryLineker: There are no football fans quite like those on Merseyside” BULLSHIT! COMEEE ONNN HIBBERRRNIAANNN!
I love it when the police check to see if I'm hiding drugs up my fanny
It arouses me when people have '69' in their twitter name. #filthy
“@Lecman_Teng: It's 6.30 and I still haven't slept hbgfdrkigfhuiutr” it's all that banging me and you are doing
Just stuck Fifty Shades Of Grey (hardback copy) up my minge. #ChristianGreyGetInsideMe
All the people that unfollowed me because I haven't tweeted in a while, be expecting a fanny flap slap sometime soon.
"@millie_pricee: So many clothes I want but can't afford #waaa" be like Subo and go out wearing nothing
Been asked to perform at the jubilee concert later, Charles has promised to four finger kitkat me if I perform 'I Dreamed A Dream'
After sex, Gary Barlow rolls off me and says 'Susan, that was absolutely... fantastic'
Been asked to make a mixed-tape for the music at my street party tomorrow. Track one - Niggas In Paris #0nIt
Paul Potts gave me a rim job as we listened to dubstep #BorgoreTunes
Less than 2 days until the street party #OnItTillWeVomit #OnItLikeWallaceAndGromit
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