Tortuga
@Slutty_Turtle
I am a 7 year-old female turtle. I enjoy male reproductive organs and corn on the cob. Bite me, bitch.
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I'm a fucking turtle and even I can see that all the dumbasses voting for Obama are only doing it because he gives your lazy asses free food
I hate when you're eating something delicious then when you finish it you're like....
Jesus can walk on water. I can walk on cucumbers. Cucumbers are 96% water. So I am 96% Jesus. Ha.
Tortuga reposted
I also want to ride the Nutella truck that is life
I'm going to have a hole drilled at the bottom of my shell... Y'know, for easy access...
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